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sprocketdrox:

cocksandklainebows:

orgarren:

orgarren:

if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat

so uh- reblog this please xoxo

Please she told me I need 10k

#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat #people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg

COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

I’m allergic to cats and I’ll never be able of having one so at least PLEASE LET HER HAVE A CAT IN MY STEAD

May 30, 201210,625 notes

#let's do this

May 30, 201218,218 notes

#CRYING

May 30, 201226,947 notes

May 25, 20126,038 notes

#her face while thinking of Heather

Why Calvin And Hobbes demand respect.

On life’s constant little limitations
Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
On expectations
Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
On why we are scared of the dark
Calvin: I think night time is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
On the unspoken truth behind the education system
Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
On the cruel reality of commercial art
Hobbes: Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
On the tragedy of hipsters
Calvin: The world bores you when you’re cool.
On the tears of a clown
Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humour? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it’s funny. Don’t you think it’s odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us?
Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
Calvin: (after a long pause) I can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.
On the falling of sparrows (or providence’s lack of a timetable)
Calvin: Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
On why winter is the cruellest of seasons
Calvin: Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
On the gaping hole in contemporary art’s soul
Calvin: People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.
On playing Frankenstein with words
Calvin: Verbing weirds language.
On realising God is more Woody Allen than Michael Bay
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines.
Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
On why ET is real
Calvin: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
On looking yourself in the mirror
Hobbes: So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
On the future
Calvin: Trick or treat!
Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be?
Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak. Am I scary, or what?
On the truth
Calvin: It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy…Let’s go exploring!

May 24, 2012231 notes

justchildishdreams:

heathersvera:

finallybrittanakissed:

lexiegrey:

jennaye:

brittany when finn singing ‘you get what you give’

brittany when finn gave Santana a gayvention

and brittany when finn called her stupid

Brittany when glee kids were dedicating a song to Finn

Brittany when Rachel was singing “Without You” to Finn.

My GPOY while watching all of those scenes

May 24, 20122,724 notes

May 24, 20122,562 notes

#Naya Y U so perfect

Such good natural impulses Captain Rivera

gleekgaga:

So they were supposed to do this

But then naya was like wait, fuck this

Give me a hug baby!!

Idgaf about the whole episode, but this part is where I actually started tearing up and almost started sobbing.

May 24, 20121,878 notes

#I stopped myself tho

Truth.

someone: what's OTP?
me: 'One True Pairing' but I prefer ‘Only Tears and Pain’

May 24, 201221,643 notes

#Brittana

May 24, 20123,913 notes

May 23, 20128 notes

#Brittana #Santana #Brittany #Sugar #Naya Rivera #Heather Morris #Vanessa Lengies

seblaine:

sometimes I keysmash and I’m like jsbsjsjdndh and then I’m like no that’s not right kshejrbtbtjjdh yeah that’s better

May 22, 201221,109 notes

May 22, 20121,731 notes

May 22, 201228,622 notes

May 22, 20123,923 notes

#one day

May 20, 2012773 notes

#ACCURATE

May 17, 20124,607 notes

#TROUBLETONES

when I have kids

future daughter: mum, do I have to learn archery? it's really boring
me: do what I say.
future daughter: but mum-
me: DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME KATNISS NOW GET DRESSED WE'RE GOING TO THE BAKER'S TO SEE IF HE HAS A SON

May 17, 201216,767 notes

May 16, 201252,884 notes

#Salem

May 16, 20124,381 notes

#good lord

Quince Jam

May 2012

27 posts